okay im not gonna sugar coat shit... your friends are assholes get rid of the fuckers you'll be okay after that just get rid of em and if you are like "oh well ive known em for years i dont know how" BULLSHIT would you rather get rid of fuckers who tell you to kill your self or would you rather fucking keep them....
I think i know why people have different taste in music
look at this equation
(F/(M^2))-G = P
(F/(M^2))+G = P
on this we have M standing for the mothers opinion in music and F for the fathers opinion in music and G for what you grew up with
so this can be two equations depending on what they grew up with if they grew up with their parents style music it is the addition equation because they are adding to the choice their parents gave them
and if they grew up with pop for example and the dad is a punk and loves green day and old blink 182 then its a minus equation because they have a different music that they grew up with.
and why M is squared? its because the mother has so much say in what you do so they have double the impact because mothers are mostly more caring and dads are more fun but can get angry pretty easy.
so P stands for what music preference they may be
for example i will plug a equation in and show you how it works
(Punk/(Pop^2))+Punk = P (here i just plug in the numbers)
(pop-punk)+Punk = P (here we create pop punk because when you mix pop and punk its pop punk but with the mother having double say its true pop punk like green day and not the more metal side like PTV)
pop- punk, punk = P (here i added in what the kid grew up with giving pop punk and punk
P= pop- punk and punk (and here we have the answer he should like pop punk and punk)
so this is how i actually was grown i plugged in my parents music choice and i do like pop-punk and punk showing this works.
and there are other ways of doing this too there is the DNA side of it
punk is this genome aatgcccctag
and pop is this genome aactgggact
now if we mix them we get this aatccgcatcg witch is for the child's DNA genome for music choice
and again we get pop punk for mixing them so but then we have what the child grew up with if the kid grew up with metal we add it into a new equation
M = G-P
P here stands for the genome from above and G stands for what they grew up with and M is their music choice
we plug it in
M = G-pop-punk (we have to plug in the genome that equals pop punk)
M = metal-Pop-punk (we plug in what he grew up with)
so if we take the metal out of pop punk it turns into pop with a hint of punk and metal
so he gets
M = P(/M)(/Pu) (P for pop, M for metal and Pu for punk)
so he has the following music choice
a little bit of a liking for punk
and a bit of liking for metal
so now we need the ever-famous E=MC^2 but its not really energy = mass * and all that stuff here is what it really means
Emphasis = grandma*choice^2
choice is the preference we got before metal pop and punk
grandma is what your grandma has to say
grandmas disagree with metal so this is only a needed equation if the person likes metal
E = No*metal^2
this is why people listen to metal in secret because their grandmas disapprove the ^2 means they listen openly and the no makes it ^1 so they still listen but in secret.
and now the final equation the friend equation you may be done if you're not influenced by peer pressure
Pr^2-P = C
(Pr stands for pressure peer pressure and P stands for preference in music and C is choice in music)
plug it in
if your friends don't like pop here is how it goes down
Pop^2-P(m,pu) = C
take out the pop because they get rid of it because its a ^2
the new choice is
so this person likes metal and punk
there are more equations if they like grunge and other styles of music but i will only get into those equations if you guys want to hear the rest of my theory
"sleeping with sirens is so metal" "lamb of god is some pretty good rock music" See what was wrong there besides the shit grammar and the fact that sleeping with sirens is pop punk and not rock? THE FACT THAT SLEEPING WITH SIRENS IS NOT METAL AND THE FACT THAT LAMB OF GOD IS NOT ROCK THE"RE METAL
1a: when people dont know the main sub genras of their fav genra this one doesnt matter much when people say "metallica and iron maiden are good metal bands" but it matters more when people say "metallica is a good metal band but they like arent metal there like something else" they are concidered speed metal/ rock i prefer to say they are speed metal
2: onision lol jk love ya m8
3: school Yeah i know i have to do it or else I WILL SUFFER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY AND FALL INTO CORPRAL DEBT AND NOT HAVE KIDS BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING IDIOT... but its boring so yeah i dont have any other reson to hate it other than its boring so i dont really hate school (to all you people writing) "UGH but epiton stfu try and get through life without an education i mean you wont get far" and i agree and im not gonna say "well einstien droped out of college and steve jobs did too and they did fine" because they were actualy smart enough to drop out and einstien being dumb in highschool is a lie to make good stories so sorry people who were gonna fight that school is bad
4: the cliche
(i hope i spelled that right (HAHA POINT 3 SEE WE NEED EDUCATION HA)) but its the fandom of twenty one pilots THEY ARE FUCKING VIOLENT IF YOU SAY "i didnt like the new thing by twenty- you're alredy a dead manwoman (manwoman is a thing that i just made to not say "you'll be a dead man" or 'you'll be a dead woman" that way i dont offend everyone here) yeah i like the band but people TAKE THEM WAY TO SERIOUSLY i mean the fandom acts like they are not people anymore i mean its like they are just a band to listen to and its like they are not actual people anymore
5: FWP (first world problems)
more the fact of people who blow them (hehe blow them) out of proportion like "my tv broke THE WORLD IS GONNA FUCKING END IM GONNA KILL MYSELF BECAUSE MY TV IS BEING A PIECE OF SHIT" those people.... yeah im talking about you... yeah you know who you are....
How the fuck do you proporly eat one of those things do you eat it like a regular chip or do you take the like curve of it where it goes up and put that in first so it looks like you have a pringel as the inside of you're mouth and eat it like that?
7: the words turnt and bae
turnt? bae? wtf is this shit "oh hey bae" her "oh hey" in her head "WHY DONT YOU COME UP WITH AN CUTE ORIGINAL NAME FOR ME YOU LAZY FUCK OR JUST SAY MY NORMAL NAME AT LEAST OR ELSE IM LIKE EVERYOTHER FUCKING GIRL YOU DATED!" and then turnt..... why is this even a thing "YEAH DUDE WE"RE GETTIN TURNT" congrats you can say a word that makes you more "dank" then the other one and people say this shit without even knowing the actual meaning of the word like people who are "dank" go look at what dank means and then laugh at the new meaning of dank memes....
memes or memes you better understand this
9: writing e-mails
I mean how do you write them? is it like texting where you are casual? "hey" "sup" "nm"
or do you treat it like its name Electronic- mail "Hey, (name here) i need to talk about the worlds impending doom, i found a guy that can help his name is aberdolf linkler he worked with rick a morty for a while but now he can help. sincerly: me"
like how do yo write them??!?!??!
10: basic people
I hate it when people are the most basic people ever like "10 things i hate" i hate those fucking people (^0^) haha
so I HAVE A PROBLEM (a FWP (a first world problem)) and yes i admit its a FWP because its not phisicaly harming me so yeah sorry for asking for advise for a FWP
but basicaly i have a crush (much wow in highschool much wow) but her friend was walking with another one of her friends and when they passed me she nudged her friend and said "that's him" and i dont know how to take that.... how would you take it?
and i used to watch the fine bros (this isnt a problem i just found it fucking funny) they were breaking down the lyrics to car radio by twenty one pilots and some one said "she is having some problems about..." and after that i was laughing my ass off like "oh they have problems and they are open about it IT MUST BE FEMALE!" yeah yeah i know gender sterotypes but I FIND IT FUCKING HILLARIOUS and yeah i know im horrible for laughing but i respect womens rights but i can say this sreally is a bash against guys BECAUSE SHE IS ASSUMING GENDER lol jk its the fact that if guys are open about their feelings they get their man card taken away.
So.... hey.... im here to try and get help with my current problem... so pre story i asked out a girl and she said she would think about it and its been about a month since i asked so i reminded her by saying "sorry if this seems pushy but do you have an answer?" and she said "not yet haha i said id think about it" and another month went by and now we get the the present and i dont know if i should move on or stay or move on temporarily so what do you think i should do?