Some of you active forum members are probably aware of the legend known as very big boy . If you don't know who he is, he's basically somebody who posts a bunch of stupid cryptic s*** on this forum. It's kind of hilarious. very big boy is my spirit animal; I love him so much. Anyway, I recently saw a post of his where he said something along the lines of "solve my riddle". I need all of you to stop what you're doing and help me solve his puzzle. If you're trying to cure cancer or world hunger, it can wait, solving very big boy's cryptic riddle is way more important. If we don't take care of this problem now, very big boy could evolve into something disastrous to the safety of all human lives.
Please tell your parents, if they love you, they'll support you through this and don't be anxious to see a doctor; they love helping people. I suggest you research some of the dangers of anorexia and book a doctor's appointment as soon as possible. Don't waste a body that could be perfectly healthy. I wish you a speedy recovery. Please take care!
Feel free to message me; I'd like to make some new friends.
Name Austin. Fun fact: my brother was obsessed with wrestling as a teenager, so my parents named me after Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Nickname Most people call me Austin, but some people call me Aust.
Orientation Heteros**ual. I'm attracted to anything with boobs and a vagina.
Zodiac Sign Taurus.
Favourite Colour Blue; it's so chill.
Favourite Food Quorn Southern Fried Chicken Burgers (whether you're a meat eater or vegetarian, do yourself a favour and try them!).
Favourite Season Spring, because I'm naturally a very warm person and Spring is not as uncomfortably hot as summer, but still has beautiful weather.
Favourite Animal Doggo.
Dream Trip Japan, because I'm a huge weeaboo and it seems to populated by super awesome people.
Describe Yourself with Five Words Argumentative, friendly, honest, sarcastic, unconventional.
What Was the Last Thing You Listened To? Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen (the greatest song of all-time).
What Was the Last Thing You Ate? A banana, A.K.A. myself.
If You Could Visit Any Time in the Past or Future, When Would You Visit? The 1940s, because old fashioned culture is fascinating to me.
If You Were Famous, What Do You Think You Would Be Famous For? Putting too much effort into answering these questions.
What Are Your Two Favourite Personality Traits About Yourself? I admire my honesty, and I love that I'm always open to debates.
What Are Your Two Favourite Physical Features You Have? I'd consider my eyebrows my best feature, as girls tend to compliment that the most. I also think I have pretty good-looking hands. I get complimented on my eyelashes a lot, but I don't think eyelashes are particularly attractive.
What Is One Thing You Would Like to Change About Yourself? I'd love to get rid of my acne, but that will probably fade over time. So, I'd make myself taller, as I'm only five-foot-six.
Have You Ever Been in Love with Someone You Couldn't Love? That question logically doesn't make sense.
Are You Optimistic or Pessimistic? I'm both, depending on my mood. I consider myself more of a realist though.
When Was the Last Time You Cried? I don't remember. I don't think I've cried once this year.
What is your biggest fear? Having a brain aneurysm. It can literally happen at any time, and you'd have no control over it, that's what's so terrifying about it.
Which of the 7 Deadly Sins Do You Deal with the Most? I have no idea.
If There Was a Movie Based on Your Life, What Would It Be Called? *insert witty movie title here*
If You Had Three Wishes, What Would They Be? 1. End all suffering, 2. Have everybody be honest all the time, 3. Unlimited wishes (duh!).
Four Words off the Top of Your Head: Somebody once told me.