You would rather mess with corpses than have s**... okay...
Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made from sandpaper?
Toilet paper made from sandpaper because:
A: You never said what grit of sandpaper and 600 grit is actually pretty smooth
B: You'd know you wiped good xD And C: You also never specified that we had to rub super hard.
Would you rather watch JACKSEPTICEYE or Pewdiepie
>Pewdiepie. I respect Jack as a person, as far as I've seen and heard, he's very nice, but in all honesty, I don't like his content, I think Pewdiepie makes a lot better videos and are a lot more entertaining
What you acknowledge to be reasonable is all based on your perceptions of how you've experienced reality.