You would rather mess with corpses than have sex... okay...
Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made from sandpaper?
Toilet paper made from sandpaper because:
A: You never said what grit of sandpaper and 600 grit is actually pretty smooth
B: You'd know you wiped good xD And C: You also never specified that we had to rub super hard.
Would you rather watch JACKSEPTICEYE or Pewdiepie
>Pewdiepie. I respect Jack as a person, as far as I've seen and heard, he's very nice, but in all honesty, I don't like his content, I think Pewdiepie makes a lot better videos and are a lot more entertaining
What you acknowledge to be reasonable is all based on your perceptions of how you've experienced reality.