I'd kill all the bad people in the world (s**ual abusers, mass murderers, child predators) and I'd stop killing children with diseases and I'd stop people being homeless and I'd stop mental health illness and physical illness and killing, obviously natural death has to exist otherwise there'd be too many people
And that's about it, I can't erase pain completely because then we'd never know what happy is, you can't have happy without sad.
Also school would be less pressuring and more supportive
And most importantly, everyone would be equal. No more racism or homophobic people or any other divisions, we'd all be united as one.
And if that doesn't work out, I'll wipe out the human race and let the animals live happily in a nice clean, non-polluted earth
You sound a lot like Kira.
I don't know who kira is, sorry
You wanna go to heaven, but you're only human tonight
If I were God, I'd replace all sports with video game/board game tournaments, make school teach its students valuable life skills and make most TV channels dedicated to anime and cartoons. What would you do if you were God?
Make all all sports stay sports, but make video game tournaments more common(sheesh, you'd make a bad god(jk), taking away something just to make something else more common, just make the video game tournaments, making other people sad to do something else to spite them, no offense though, just a joke, I doubt you'd do that if you new that people actually cared, it's a hypothetical so I'll do the same, lol,) I'd make no good people never have to suffer, unless it was to make them batman, which would be my next thing, batman would be real, cus why not, axoltols would be able to reproduce in captivity, and global warming would be recognized as fake, also, emos that are cutting and don't have any real struggle would be punished by having divorced parents(it would end very nasty,) having to go to war in the U.S. army, and last of all they would have to have hair in an eternal buzzcut.
I'd also make school only four hours a day, one to three days a week (depending on the person) and schools will cater to the needs of each individual student. I will also ban slaughterhouses and draw attention to the dangers of eating unhealthily, as heart disease is one of the leading causes of death. Lastly, instead of having real-life altercations, people will face each other at a fighting game (like Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter or Dead or Alive).
(I really should have named the post "If You Were President, What Would You Do?", because I could just get rid of heart disease if I wanted to.)
But if you couldn't fight people, whats the fun in starting a fight?
if i was god, id make meat poisonous for humans to consume
Well thats just mean, meat is pretty much meant to be consumed as all other animals do it, and they are fine, so if you wanna not eat meat go ahead, but you'd all make pretty shlit gods, as the people as supposed to make desicions based on what is right, not in fear of consequences