Post by fallenbvbangel on Sept 23, 2016 11:11:19 GMT -8
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first 2 order Bloody Mary's and the third orders a glass of water. "Why only water?" The bartender asks. "I'm making tea" the Vampire replies while pulling out a tampon.
Post by fallenbvbangel on Sept 23, 2016 11:32:13 GMT -8
A guy was walking to a bar and along the way he finds a girl tied to the railroad tracks. He unites her and they have s**. Once finished he heads to the bar. When he gets there his friends ask why he's so late, so he tells them about the girl and all the positions they f***ed in. They ask "Did you get any head?" And the man replies "No, I couldn't find it"