Post by fallenbvbangel on Sept 23, 2016 11:11:19 GMT -8
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first 2 order Bloody Mary's and the third orders a glass of water. "Why only water?" The bartender asks. "I'm making tea" the Vampire replies while pulling out a tampon.
Post by fallenbvbangel on Sept 23, 2016 11:32:13 GMT -8
A guy was walking to a bar and along the way he finds a girl tied to the railroad tracks. He unites her and they have sex. Once finished he heads to the bar. When he gets there his friends ask why he's so late, so he tells them about the girl and all the positions they fucked in. They ask "Did you get any head?" And the man replies "No, I couldn't find it"