Post by fallenbvbangel on Sept 23, 2016 2:38:43 GMT -8
A beautiful woman is standing on the edge of a large drop off, thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up and she yells "Go away, there's nothing you can say to change my mind" the homeless man replies "Then can we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it" the woman replies in disgust "No you sick fuck" The man shrugs and begins walking away quickly. "Where are you going, you're not going to even try to stop me?!" The woman says. The man says "You said you won't change your mind. As to where I'm going, to the bottom, if I hurry you'll still be warm when I get there" he says with a wink.
A man sees a six year old boy looking down a cliff "What happened?" Asks the man. Crying, the boy replies, "The car skid and my parents fell down the cliff." "Well, this is just not your day, huh?" Says the man as he unbuttons his pants.
I'm just a cute little lollipop.... Triple dipped in PSYCHO!